Monday, June 16, 2008

Digg is that Popular Guy from High School

I was going to write about how Digg and I have a love/hate relationship but the more I thought about it the more I realized that Digg doesn’t hate me. Digg barely knows that I exist. Why would Digg hate someone they hardly know and usually just ignore?

And then I realized that Digg is like that popular guy in High School and I am like the geeky girl that has a crush on him and does his homework and helps him study for tests just so he might acknowledge my existence. (Please feel free to alter genders if you males out there also feel like this applies to you too.)

Digg uses me to help retain popularity but doesn’t really care about me.

Let’s look at the parallels for a minute:


Popular Guy from High SchoolDigg
MEListens to all of his stupid storiesSpends lots of time in the Upcoming section wading through stupid stories
MEHangs on his every wordVotes for lots of submissions to help move them onto the front page
MESpends countless hours doing his homeworkSpends countless hours looking for great submissions
MEHelps his friends when they need itHelp my Digg friends so one day I might be able to make a story popular


And just when I am fed up and ready to stop chasing that elusive front page I finally get a story popular. The popular guy finally smiles to me in the hallway or even waves to me in front of other people. That one nugget of recognition and validation I so desire is given to me for a fleeting moment so that I am drawn back into the vortex that consumes my day.

Digg doesn’t care if I work hard to find new and interesting content to submit before someone else does. Digg doesn’t care if my submissions get to the front page. Because Digg knows that some other geeky girl or guy will be along soon to take my place if I ever decide to fawn over someone else.

But just in case Digg does need me a little bit, Digg gives me that smile or wave in the hallway that keeps me working hard and makes me feel special amongst the thousands of other minions out there all looking for the same attention.

5 comments:

Shen-Shen said...

This is interesting, but I think you may be a little too Digg obsessed! Haha.

Sammysunshine said...

There, there friend...I have that same crush and feel your pain...*hands over some Ben & Jerry's and a spoon* someday, he'll notice...and then, it'll be too late...I totally get what you are saying here!

GemStar38 said...

Thanks for the ice cream, it's just what I needed.

EDWARD said...

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jbignell said...

This is a great example. I always figured high school was just a micro example of our life's challenges and in the end none of it really matter as much as we though it did!